Da Brat On Prison: Everyone Wanted My Goodies

And ummmmm, I'm sure you nicely obliged them, eh?

Via TMZ: 

Formerly incarcerated rapper Da Brat tells TMZ she did NOT strike up a romance with another female inmate during her time behind bars ... though she insists everyone wanted a shot at her "goodies." Da Brat -- who last week completed a three year prison stint for attacking a waitress with a bottle in 2007 -- tells us, "Every female in prison wanted me ... all of them wish they could have gotten these goodies."

*blank stare*

Brat insists her goodies were never gotten.

For 3 years?!?!?!? LIES....

Brat tells us ... some of her famous friends reached out during her time -- "Jermaine Dupri sent me the most money ... Omar Epps and his wife looked out. " Lisa Raye, Katt Williams, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon also helped her out. Brat is currently on house arrest for the next 3 to 6 months -- but tells us the first thing she plans on doing when she can leave her home is "making it rain at a club."

Where is the ledge? Please just push me off SOMEONE...ANYONE!!!