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This fool Tracy Morgan! LOL

While a guest on George Lopez's late night talk show, actor/comedian Tracy Morgan spoke on his "attraction" to First Lady Michelle Obama:

"I looked at Michelle and she said, 'Hi Tracy' and I just like, I got hard," he told Lopez. Morgan, who went on to call the president's wife "a beast," expounded on his physical attraction to the first lady, telling Lopez that she was exactly his type. "Michelle looked like a tall mountain and I wanted to climb it just cause it's there -- just cause it's there, like Kilimanjaro."

*collapses* hahahahaha

Ummmm, Tracy. Are you aware of who her husband is?!?! He could erase your whole existence if he wanted to. Watch yo self....