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This fool Tracy Morgan! LOL

While a guest on George Lopez's late night talk show, actor/comedian Tracy Morgan spoke on his "attraction" to First Lady Michelle Obama:

"I looked at Michelle and she said, 'Hi Tracy' and I just like, I got hard," he told Lopez. Morgan, who went on to call the president's wife "a beast," expounded on his physical attraction to the first lady, telling Lopez that she was exactly his type. "Michelle looked like a tall mountain and I wanted to climb it just cause it's there -- just cause it's there, like Kilimanjaro."

*collapses* hahahahaha

Ummmm, Tracy. Are you aware of who her husband is?!?! He could erase your whole existence if he wanted to. Watch yo self....

So How Much Did The Obama's Make Last Year?

Not bad, eh? Not bad at all.....

President Barack Obama's tax returns were released Monday, showing he and First Lady Michelle Obama filed jointly and reported an adjusted gross income of $1,728,096. The couple paid $453,770 in total federal tax, and $51,568 to Illinois in state income taxes. The majority of their income came from sales of the president's books, according to a White House press release. Among their expenditures during the year: $245,075 in donations, while their largest charitable gift was $131,075 to the Fisher House Foundation, though they gave to a total of 36 charities. The Bidens also released the contents of their tax return on Monday. Vice President Joe Biden and his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, reported an adjusted gross income of $379,178 – and paid $86,626 in total federal taxes for 2010.

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Michelle Obama And Jill Biden Cover "Parade" Magazine

DIVINE!

The REAL head honchos in Washington DC, First Lady Michelle Obama and Jill Biden gracefully cover Parade magazine where they discuss a cause near and dear to them: The families of the nation’s service members.

Beyoncé: "Move Your Body" [Full Workout Video]



This makes me EXCITED about new music from Lady Knowles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dancers, get into Beyonce Knowles latest collaboration with First Lady Michelle Obama as they team up for the Let's Move! campaign against childhood obesity in America. Here is the complete workout routine video for it along with an introduction from Bey.  

Just move your body!

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