Showing posts with label Good Lawd You Got Body For Days. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Good Lawd You Got Body For Days. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Flat Stomach At Best Buy Event!


That stomach after having twins?!?! Jesus, PLEASE be a Weight Watchers voucher for Flash.....

Mother dearest and all her glory, Jennifer Lopez lent her name and support at Best Buy in Los Angeles for a promotional event to launch the BlackBerry PlayBook as well as her new single “Papi”, from her forthcoming album LOVE?.

It seems JLo has been everywhere as of late, making appearances, promoting her new album, etc. I guess that American Idol gig has really revitalized her career!

WERK!

More flix under the break....


 
 BYTCH!!!!!! Said with LOVE.....

 

Images: WENN/Splash


Sunday, April 17, 2011

Ummmmm, Serena....Your Bikini Is A Tab Bit Too Small.....

 

...am I lying?

Serena Williams was spotted on the beaches of South Beach Miami in a really cute color combination for a bikini (pink and leopard), but the only problem is....the bikini bottom was entirely too small!

Being a curvy gal myself, I feel that I can and should speak forcefully on this. Serena, your behind is too big for this look, my dear. Next time you're shopping for swimsuits, just go up a size. It's not gonna cost you extra....k?

More flix under the break....


 
 
My Gawwwwwd!

Images: Splash

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Stars Without Makeup: Amber Rose!


Not bad..not bad!

Amber Rose and all of her soft cushion-ness were spotted frolicking on the beaches of Barbados yesterday.

Hmmmm, not really sure why she was there...must be nice to live the life. From stripper, to THIS eh? Word to all you lazy phucks out there: THE AMERICAN DREAM IS REAL!!!!!!! Get you some, dammit...

More of Amber and this Target bikini under the break....



 
 I spy her natural hair color getting a little shine...I'm a fan of the blond, tho!
 This is moreso for my male followers...than me later!

Images: Splash


Thursday, April 7, 2011

Christie Brinkley Is How Old Again?!?!?!?!?!?!?


57 years old!!! If this is what 57 looks like, I GLADLY look forward to it!

Ummmmm, is this real?

Former model Christie Brinkley was spotted KILLING THE COMPETITION (menopausal and all) arriving at Good Morning America in New York City this morning.

More flix of The Lady in RED under the break.....


 
 

ABSOLUTELY DIVINE!!!

Images: INF Daily/PacificCoastNews


Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Oh, My......


I don't know whether to run to the gym or put down the Xenadrin pills?!?!?!?!

HELP, Dancers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodnight, San Francisco!

Image: BuzzFoto/Fame


Monday, March 28, 2011

It's Safe To Say Jennifer Hudson Has Gotten Smaller!


WHEW! Yep...it's safe to say!

Oscar winner/Grammy winner/Weight Watcher poster child Jennifer Hudson was on hand at the AOL Studios in Beverly Hills, California on Saturday for AOL Music's Sessions.

US Magazine caught up with the music powerhouse to hear how her fiance David Otunga is adjusting to her new body!
"He's getting adjusted to it," Hudson, 29, said. "He's not really into change that much. He fusses at me like, 'Why do you have to have to get all dressed up to go out and why can't you just go out like you used to? And I'm like, 'I'm a walking billboard now honey!"
YAAASSSS, Mizz Hudson! *side-eye* to David! Boy, she looks DIVINE! Let her BE GREAT!!!

More flix of JHud under the break....


 

Images: Getty Images


Monday, March 21, 2011

Swizz Beatz....Mashonda Wants You To Know What You've Been Missing!


"Good Lawwwd, Ya Got Body For Days...."

Hey, Swizz Beatz....your ex-wife Mashonda wants you to see what you've been missing over the last year!

I can't be mad at this cover AT ALL...

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Gisele Bundchen Continues To Make Fat People Around The World Sad!

 

WE GET IT, Gisele! You had a baby a year ago and can still fit the same clothes you had when you were 16 years old! Stop showing off!

*can you hear me hating?*

Super Model/Mother/Wife Gisele Bundchen was spotted on her hotel balcony in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Sunday showing off her non-human body!

Can you spot an ounce of fat, Dancers? No need to answer. That was rhetorical!

Again, I'm convinced people like her don't eat!

*there I go hating again! DAH WELL....*

Images: AKM Images