Nick Cannon Shields His Wife's Naked Breasts From The World!

*stares aimlessly into space with my mouth wide open*

I know there are many other famous women who have posed in the buff all while pregnant on a national magazine, but there is just something about Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon naked that just disturbs my spirit!

Am I the only one that feels this "look" is forced? No. Just me? Oh....

Another one under the break....

*soft sigh*

Nick, you ain't got "swole" YET with all of your money? You could've bought some muscles by now....

Images: OK! Magazine

Another NAKED Pregnant Mariah Carey Shot....

Via our blogging pal Amy Grindhouse:

Because Rainbow Cookie Sandwich Cannon and Cherry Berry Rick Pip Cannon cannot yet famewhore themselves, though their mother insists her unborn daughter is already ‘a diva,’ Mariah Carey posed for this week’s Lies&Style cover. The expectant mother and her husband posed for a naked photo shoot that’s going to be displayed in their home; because every kid wants to see pictures of their dad’s balls on the Internet. Well, here’s a second picture I found a moment ago. There are naked pictures of Cannon too, but I don’t have those yet. Seen with only her hair and a blanket covering her privates, here’s Carey posing for the magazine.

LOL!

Mariah Carey Is NAKED On "Life & Style" Magazine

This cover makes me sad for a number of reasons!!!

1. YOU.ARE.MARIAH.CAREY.!!!! Why are you naked and pregnant (WITH TWINS) on the cover of a magazine exactly???
2.  Why give this exclusive to Life&Style magazine, of ALL THE MAGAZINES IN THE WORLD? I could see if this was VOGUE, VANITY FAIR, etc. But THIS trash mag? Goodnight San Francisco....
3. Why are you trying to look sexy with your hand over your head like so....NOPE!
4. Aren't you 40? This was acceptable, say, when you were 25-30 years old. Now, it just looks desperate!
5. *soft sight*

I'm done...(I think).

“I was feeling very vulnerable about taking pictures at all right now, but then I didn’t want to miss this opportunity to document this once-in-a-lifetime experience. My ultimate goal was to share this incredibly personal moment with my true fans. The babies were kicking almost the entire time; it was unbelievable. Especially the girl — clearly she’s a diva in training! We didn’t start shooting until 1:30 a.m. because I was in the hospital from the night before until the day of the shoot with contractions five minutes apart! Now I have so much respect for mothers everywhere, especially those who’ve had difficult pregnancies or given birth to multiples. We need to have Mother’s Day once a week."

NOPE...still not in agreement!

Mariah, this was all typed with LOVE! I hope you can understand...

Mariah Carey Currently In Labor?!?!?!?

Via PerezHilton:

Mariah Carey is about to give birth, PerezHilton.com has exclusively learned!

Perez calls in live every morning to Nick Cannon's radio show on 92.3 Now FM in NYC, but when we JUST called in today we were told that Nick had to leave in a rush to head to the airport to fly to Los Angeles because Mariah was about to give birth.

Exciting!!!!!!

Congratulations to Nick and Mariah!!!

Twin babies on April Fool's day?!?!?!? Hmmmm. I'm skeptical AND excited. Let's just wait for CONFIRMED results.

Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Pregnant Belly!

Awwwww! How precious!

Mariah Carey showed off her pregnant, bare belly to her Twitter followers earlier today with a drawing: a half pink, half blue butterfly with a caption titled: “dem babies.”

My attempt @ festiveness on 327! For ATLITL thank u + I♥U! Comin soon #dembabies! LYMA+thanx 4 making me happy:) 

Mariah and Nick's twin babies are pretty much due any day now!

Image: Twitter

Nick Cannon: "I'll Probably Faint In The Delivery Room"

Yep! Sounds bout right....

I'm sure the Carey/Cannon household is counting down the days until Grand Diva Mariah Carey gives birth to their twins! And now, doting father Nick Cannon has taken to his Twitter account to share his thoughts on the most important day of his life:

"I am probably going to faint in the delivery room! I need to man up!"

"Or maybe I should say WOMAN UP since they are the ones that have to be the strongest in the whole ordeal! I am in awe of my wife!"

Awwwwww! Precious...

"People listening @923nowfm are trying to give me advice for when that day comes. I'm trying to prepare but I get quezy in Hospitals LOL."

Boy lookahere...you betta grow a pair!!! They are coming whether you or prepared or not. Bring a barf bag in the delivery room or something. Or better yet, DON'T! That's disgusting...

A Look Inside Mariah Carey's BabyShower...Mariah's Glowing!

Awwww, look at them!

"I'd never been to a baby shower," Mariah Carey tells the new issue of Life & Style. "This was my first one -- it was so festive! Nick and I were so grateful to everyone who came to celebrate with us. There was a lot of love in the room, and to top it off, fans from more than 50 countries sent well-wishes and stories in a book they made for our twins titled Always Be My Babies, which was the sweetest gesture in the world. It was a night I will never forget."

BELLA!

PS - Wait, Mariah's never been to a baby shower before?

Mariah Carey Thanks Her "Lambs" For Thoughtful Baby Shower Gift!

Mariah Carey took to her blog to thank her fans for all of their well wishes and putting together a book full of memories for the happy couple:

Mar 7, 2011

 

Thank you SO much to all who came to the baby shower last night and all who couldn't be there but sent such beautiful presents and sweet messages!

Still haven't really opened all the gifts but seeing so many people who came from all over the world to be there with us was the BEST gift we could ask for!

The "Always Be My Babies" 'Lamb Book' is definitely my new prized possession and I can't thank the Lambs around the world enough for your letters & well wishes.

FYI-we so had a "moment" in the middle of the shower when they presented the book to me and everyone thought it was the cutest, most thoughtful thing ever! Clearly, only the Lambs would swing something like that home!!!  It was the best moment of the night. I can't wait for the twins to read the messages and feel the love!!! : )

Again, thank you so much to our friends and family for making it an unforgettable experience.

Love ya much always!!!
xoxo
Mimi & Nick

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Celebrate Their Baby Shower!

Parents to be, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated the upcoming arrival of their twins (a boy and a girl) by having a lavish baby shower yesterday in Beverly Hills, CA!

People has all of the details under the break....

The Conservatory Grill at the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills was transformed into a blue-and-pink wonderland Sunday, as Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated the upcoming arrival of their twins with an elegant baby shower.

The parents-to-be arrived at 7 p.m., with Cannon, 30, behind the wheel of a black Rolls-Royce that he gave Carey, 41, as a Christmas gift. They were joined by friends including American Idol judge Randy Jackson.

The adults-only shower had a warm and romantic atmosphere with small cocktail tables that were decorated with pink roses and blue hydrangeas. (They are expecting a boy and a girl.) Pink and blue balloons also dotted the private event.

"Mariah has been anxiously awaiting her shower, and she was very excited when she arrived at the hotel," says a source. "She couldn't wait to celebrate her baby twins with her friends."

Carey and Cannon received many pink-and-blue-wrapped presents and several lavish gifts, including two almost life-size stuffed giraffes and two chairs hand-made for the twins.

Guests nibbled on gourmet appetizers and sipped Angel champagne.

"Mariah had the best time at her shower," says the source. "She was very touched by how nicely everything turned out and excited about all the generous gifts she received. She has been feeling a bit tired and worn out lately, but the shower was an event that she really enjoyed and that made her very happy. Now she can't wait to meet her baby twins!"

So happy for them...CONGRATS!