Reese Witherspoon Ties The Knot!!!

Congrats are in order for Reese Witherspoon (35) and her talent agent husband Jim Toth (40)...the two tied the knot this weekend in a private ceremony at Witherspoon's ranch estate in Ojai, Calif. 

A pre-wedding cocktail hour took place before the 20-minute ceremony, which started a bit late. Witherspoon walked down the aisle to "Here Comes the Bride." Monique Lhiullier designed the wedding dress.

Those in attendance included Witherspoon's children (with her first husband Ryna Phillippe), Ava, 11 and Deacon, 7, as well as Renee Zellweger, Sean Penn with Scarlett Johansson, Tobey Maguire, Robert Downey Jr. and his wife, Susan, and Alyssa Milano and her CAA agent husband, David Bugliari. 

Hmmmmmm. I guess Scarlett and Sean are OUT as an item now? I can dig it!

Congrats again to Reese and her new hubby!

Kate Middleton And Prince William's Official Coin Revealed

Oh hell no!!!

Dancers, here is the official coin that will commemorate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton from the Royal Mint.

Ummmm, if I could be honest...why do they have Kate looking like that? She is an attractive girl, yet they have her and her mouth/teeth resembling that of Bobby Brown's! 

And then to make matters worse, the coin will sell for nearly 10 pounds, or, roughly, $16. For that??? PASS...

Who "Barack Obama'd" this transaction? Shady phuckas....

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Mike Huckabee On Natalie Portman: Glorifying Out-Of- Wedlock Children

This is one of many reasons why I rarely vote republican.....REAL TALK!

She won over the Academy, but Natalie Portman doesn't have a fan in presidential prospect Mike Huckabee. The former Arkansas governor and Fox News Channel host attacked the best actress winner, 29, who's currently expecting her first child with fiance Benjamin Millepied. "People see a Natalie Portman who boasts, 'We're not married but we're having these children and they're doing just fine," Huckabee told radio host Michael Medved on his show Monday. "I think it gives a distorted image. It's unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out-of- wedlock children." Calling Portman's pregnancy "troubling," Huckabee went on to say that many single parents don't have the resources to hire help, the way someone like the Black Swan star would. "Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care," he said. "And that's the story that we're not seeing." In her acceptance speech Sunday night, Portman thanked Millepied, saying he gave her "the most important role" in her life. Medved quipped back that Millepied "didn't give her the most wonderful gift, which would be a wedding ring!"

*sigh*

The world would be a much better place if folks would just mind their business! If he or a person like Sarah Palin ever won the Presidency  of the US, God help us!

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Kelsey Grammer And Kayte Walsh Tie The Knot!

Somebody go and check on Camille, k?

Kelsey Grammer (55) made an honest woman out of his whore Kayte Walsh (29) - Their words...not mine! Ahhhh, HELL! Who am I kidding? Those are my words - by finally putting a ring on her finger this past Friday at the Longacre Theater on Broadway in New York City.

They celebrated their wedding by having a swanky reception in the Plaza Hotel’s Grand Ballroom. And what did they feast on? Braised beef short-ribs, ginger prawns and slow-roasted breast of turkey! 

Oooooooh, I'm hungry!

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Dress is wack, and they'll be divorced in a year....Good Night!

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