We've All Heard The "Housewives" Music Singles....

....now take a gander at RHONY husband Simon van Kempen's new music single: 'I Am Real'.

Can you say DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF What some people won't do for fame! SMH

We have another singing 'Housewife' on our hands, and this time it's a man! Joining Countess LuAnn, Danielle Staub and Kim Zolciak in the Bravo choir, 'Real Housewives of New York City' star Simon van Kempen has gleefully unleashed his debut single, 'I Am Real,' a bass-thumping, synth-heavy dance track filled with defiant lyrics aimed at "cheeky tongue waggers." "I thought 'I Am Real' is a fun song with lyrics that suit me to a 'T,'" Simon tells me in an exclusive interview. "It's cheeky and catchy and captures my four years on reality TV." I agree! It's pure fun and the lyrics are a riot, especially, "Gold and diamonds glitter. But the taste is slightly bitter. When wives attack behind my back, they trash me on the Twitter."

Simon and his wife Alex McCord has officially joined Flash's long list of celebs that should go play in TRAFFIC! Don't worry...Heidi and Spencer can keep you company!

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RHONY's Jill Zarin Reveals Whether Or Not She's Received A Face Lift (VIDEO)

A lot of people hate this "tribute to Madonna" look on Jill, but I must say I'm a fan! She's done the high pontail justice.....Madge would be proud!

While a guest on the Wendy Williams Show yesterday, RHONY star Jill Zarin (one of my faves) shed a little light on those pesky rumors that she has received a face lift, resulting in her "younger look" as of late!

In this “Wendy Show” interview, Jill sets the record straight and reveals she’s had what is called a "liquid face lift".

WHO KNEW!

Peep exactly what that is under the break....



I repeat: I think she looks GREAT!

Meet The Newest Ladies Of "Real Housewives Of New Jersey" (TRAILER)

The ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back, and not alone! I spy 2 new cast members along for the ride with Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Giudice, Caroline Manzo. The veterans are joined by Teresa's sister-in-law Melissa Gorga and her cousin Kathy Wakile. 

In a sneak preview of the season, Wakile and Giudice squabble big time on the beach during a trip to the Dominican Republic. Meanwhile, Laurita and teenage daughter Ashley still seem unable to see eye to eye. "You don't appreciate a [expletive] thing anybody does for you," Laurita tells her daughter. And at one point, Giudice also seems to reference her bankruptcy, choking back tears in her kitchen, saying, "It's been, um, a really crazy year."

Looks good, but I have to admit....it's missing the "DRAMA FACTOR"!!! Where is Danielle Staub when you need her?

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Why Would They Do This To NeNe Leakes!?

I swear, being a celebrity is HARD! You always have to be ON, if not...the paps will catch you like this!

RHOA's NeNe Leakes was caught enjoying a snack while chilling in Miami Beach on Wednesday.

Next time Mizz Leakes, be alert AND aware!

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RHOBH Take In The Lakers Game!

I guess it's safe to say that Camille Grammer WILL be back for the 2nd season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and her and Kyle Richards have made up? Too soon? Well let's just wait and find out....

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Kyle Richards, Camille Grammer and Lisa Vanderpump (my fave!!!) were all spotted exiting the Staples Center in LA after watching the Lakers beat the New Orleans Hornets last night!

These ladies have $$$ on top of $$$. No faking around these parts. Atlanta....take notes!


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That divorced money looks good on you, Camille!

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RHONJ Husband Arrested...AGAIN!

Joe! I can't help you on this one....

Via People:

Trouble has come knocking again at the doors of the House of Giudice. The 40-year-old husband of bankrupt Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice was arrested on Friday, say news reports. According to the Passaic County's Prosecutor's Office, Giudice, whose driver's license is currently suspended, fraudulently obtained a new one in June 2010 using his brother's identifying information. The charges, if successfully prosecuted, could result in up to 10 years in prison on the misappropriation-of-ID charge. A forgery conviction can carry an 18-months' sentence. Giudice's license was initially suspended as a result of a Jan. 14, 2010, DUI incident that ended with him crashing into a telephone pole. Caught driving in violation of that suspension, he served a brief jail sentence last Sept. 21. Yet between these two dates, Passaic County law officials allege, Giudice took the time to visit the Motor Vehicle Office in Paterson, N.J., and, using his brother's information, obtain a false license.

Forgery? I can't even tackle this stupidity! Especially since you are in the public eye. Ummmmm, did you think you would get away with this? IDIOT....

Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To...

....Star Jones!

 "I am an educated African American woman I am not going to lower myself. Period. Bar none. Did I sleep with her and forget to call the next day?  Because I am starting to feel that way. Have you ever had an experience where someone talks about you again and again and again?" - Star Jones to Wendy Williams on NeNe Leakes' constant, negative, media tirade on her!

Let the church say AMEN!

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"Real Housewives Of DC" Is DUNZO!

Can I get an AMEN up in here? Let's be honest...the show was a snoozefest!

Via RadarOnline:

They’re tearing out the hair extensions and folding up those power suits – as, after just one season, The Real Housewives Of DC has bitten the dust, RadarOnline.com can exclusively report. The fifth installation of the hit reality franchise came in with a whimper and never much took off from there, drawing meager ratings all throughout it’s short lived broadcast. “The show just didn’t do well and it wasn’t worth airing another season,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. “The DC housewives were meant to be starting shooting their second season now and they haven’t heard a peep from Bravo. “No one from the cast has been contacted yet and told that the show is cancelled.” RadarOnline.com has learned that the DC franchise isn’t the only Housewives show that has been struggling to lure viewers – Miami has also been performing poorly in the ratings war, forcing producers to reassess any further expansion. “After DC failed in the ratings and Miami just bombed, they realized they can’t just start a show anywhere and it will succeed,” the source said. The Housewives franchise has been a phenomenal success, spawning a total of seven different franchises – Orange County, Atlanta, New Jersey, New York, DC, Beverly Hills and Miami. “Bravo used to think it was about the brand and they could switch the housewives at any point but now they have realized it is about the women involved and that has changed their perspective,” the source said. “They’ve realized a lot with the failure of DC and Miami, and they’re going to concentrate on the successful shows they have and not expand any further. “Andy Cohen has made it official that there will be no more new Housewives franchises.” In the meantime, when it comes to DC : “We’re just hoping that people forget it ever happened,” the source said.

*OUCH*

Being a native Washingtonian, even I'm not mad at this decision! Good Ratings = fighting and hair-pulling. If you're gonna be on reality TV, you better get with the program.

NeNe Leakes Continues Her Negative Tirade On Star Jones!

 

Mizz NeNe Leakes, I have a question for you! What charity are you exactly playing for on Celebrity Apprentice? Because I swear, all I hear you talk about is Star Jones! In a recent interview with Ellen DeGeneres, the outspoken Housewife shared:

"She [Star Jones] is bossy, she is manipulative, conniving," Leakes says. "And I'm not even being funny. I think that is real. I honestly think that is who she is. When I walked into the situation, I tried to walk in with no preconceived notions. I was just thinking, 'Okay, I'm going to do the show. I'm going to get to know who Star is.' I think she had preconceived notions of who she thought I was just from watching me on the Housewives," she continues. "I think she thought I was going to come in and take over. I tried to get to know her. Some people are difficult to get to know. She's not easiest person to get to know. She is a disaster. "I don't think anybody is getting along with Star. I don't think she's easy to get along with."

"What happened to cause the riff?" DeGeneres asks.

Leakes replies, "Well, I just think Star is manipulative."

NeNe, please take this one piece of advice. If you want people to stop referring to you as the angry black woman, then STOP ACTING LIKE ONE!

Andy Cohen: Miami Is The Last Stop For The "Housewives" Train

Sorry "other cites"....it's a wrap if you wanna get famous from BRAVO's "Real Housewives". Andy Cohen says after Miami, they are DUNZO!

Via OK! Magazine:

When asked about which city he would look to next to find more housewives, he told OK!, “I really feel like we’re done.” So is Miami the last stop on the Housewives train? Andy answered, “Yeah.”

But if any housewife thinks this is her chance to star in a spin-off series like Bethenny Frankel, she should think again. Andy explained of the other housewives, “I think they’re all good where they are.”

He then told OK! that he would also like to see Whitney Houston kick it with Nene and the gang on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. “I’d like to see her shake things up with those women.” Maybe she could team up with Kim Zolciak for “Tardy for the Party Part II”!

Whitney on RHOA? With Kim? AND NeNe? NOT.GONNA. HAPPEN.

Ummmmm, I Am NOT A Fan Of.....

....Kelly Bensimon's body!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, WTF?

Let's talk for a second, Dancers. It appears that she religiously uses steroids. Am I LYING? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that women should NEVER, under any circumstances, be shaped like Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 1975!

More steroids under the break....

Ladies, know WHEN to say WHEN!!!!!

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Television Trailer: Real Housewives Of New York Season 4!

In true Housewives fashion, let the DRAMA ensue....

The new season will premiere April 7th on BRAVO, after a two-month delay!

RHODC Michaele Salahi Kicked Off Of "Celebrity Rehab! WHY?

 Because this broad doesn't suffer from an addiction!!! Talk about desperate for media attention!

Sources on the set tell us Michaele was asked to leave because she has "no addiction," and thus had "no reason to be there." Over the weekend we got Tareq Salahi out in Los Angeles who told us that Michaele's only addiction was "probably to chocolate." Wouldn't you think the show would have figured that out before they cast her?

OMG! Salahi's, please refer to Star Jones articles on the thirst for fame HERE! And have a SEAT while you're at it!

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Is RHOOC Star Vicki Gunvalson Still Getting A Divorce?

Although Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson (aka "Bitter Betty") filed for divorce from her husband Donn last year, the reality star reveals that they STILL live together!

Huh? I guess....

Via US Magazine:

From "Woo-hoo!" to "Whaa?" Devoted Real Housewives of Orange County fans weren't exactly shocked when veteran star Vicki Gunvalson filed for divorce from husband Donn last October, after much onscreen tension between the pair. A bit more shocking: Today, nearly five months after that split announcement, the estranged spouses, who wed in 1994, remain under one roof. "We're still living together," Vicki, 48, told UsMagazine.com on Friday. But the Bravo star and insurance executive was quick to clarify that a reconciliation isn't a possibility. "We're [mediating] our divorce," she told Us. "We still have our finances co-mingled [and] joint accounts." And, she added, they lead completely separate lives, and that Donn plans to move out within the next few months. "We don't know where each other are, ever. He's always going to be in my life." Isn't that a little awkward? "It's very hard -- but the reality is, he's not fighting for me, he's not saying, 'Babe I want you back.' He's saying 'Babe, I wish you well.'" What went wrong? "My love tank has truly been empty for many many years," Gunvalson said. "We stopped communicating. My happiness came from my work and my children," she explained of Michael and Brianna, her grown kids from her first marriage. "I didn't go to Donn for friendship or companionship, and he didn't with me either." Things came to a head late last summer, when the couple didn't speak or see one another for six weeks. Finally, during a blowout family argument back at home, Vicki handed him a letter she'd written weeks before. "I said, 'Here, I want a divorce...I'm done.' It was the hardest day of my life." But the couple remain on cordial terms. Before Vicki headed out to NYC for promotional duties, Vicki noted, "He said 'Break a leg, I love you, hope you're safe in New York.'"

Vicki, I have some advice for you! If you didn't degrade the man constantly (ESPECIALLY on national TV), he would probably wanna fight for his marriage!

The bottom line is, you are a "debbie downer" and a MEAN GIRL! I'm quite sure it's YOU, Vicki....

NeNe Leakes Covers "Rolling Out" Magazine - Talks Star Jones, "Angry Black Woman" And Mr Right!

That's right honey...suck it in!!!

Excerpts and behind the scenes video under the break.....

This video reminds me of the NeNe I used to love...COME BACK, dammit!!!

On Star Jones:

“I had an experience with Star. I had never met her before. I believe that any woman who gets around Star will find that Star’s not cool. And when you watch ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ you will see some sides of her that are just not cool.”

On being portrayed as an "angry black woman":

NeNe Leakes is fabulous, confident and she knows who the hell she is. NeNe Leakes is not an angry woman. Some days I’m angry, and everybody is, I just happen to be on television and the camera captures me when I’m angry. Just imagine doing a reality show. What would they capture about you? They’d capture you on your period, pissed off, angry with your man, happy, going shopping … but they’re only going to put in the things that are most interesting. I’m not an angry black woman; I’m actually a cool ass black woman.”

On not being able to date a "broke dude":

“He has to be spiritual, he has to have swagger, and it doesn’t matter if he’s black or white. I’m not in it for the money, but, if I date a man he has to have his own money. I think it’s only fair. If I’m out here making money, what in the hell am I going to do with a guy who’s not making money? Like, that’s not even cool. I don’t want to take care of a guy. If he’s out here doing his thing, I can be very supportive of him. And I’m over here doing my thing, and he’s very supportive of me. That would be great, but I cannot date a broke dude.”

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Camille Grammer Speaks About Kelsey's Upcoming Wedding

"I feel like I'm losing my best friend. Kelsey and I spent 14 years together and built a great life for ourselves. We have two children, and they mean the world to me. "I do wish him well and I'll miss him. We spent many great years together and we've been through a lot. But at the end of the day, he's made his decision and I'll be fine. I've got a great support group, real and true friends and I'm moving forward with my life. I was sad and wanted to make things work but I'm completely fine now. I'm moving on."

Girl, get your $$$ and have fun! TRUST that karma is lurking around the corner....they won't last!

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