Charlie Sheen Gets Boo'd At Opening Show In Detroit!

Ummmmmmm, are you even surprised Dancers? I'm not....

It appears Charlie Sheen's "WINNING" streak is beginning to come to an end (see, that's why you don't send non-comedians to the wolves like that. It's harder than it looks). It is being reported that Sheen's opening one-man-show in Detroit, Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth, didn't turn out too well last night....Ahhhh, EFF IT! He was a big shyt ball MESS! So much so, the audience boo'd Sheen for not making sense in his rants, and even realizing it himself!

In fact, his rants were so nonsensical that even Sheen seemed confused, and he stopped right in the middle of his speech, saying, "Is anybody as confused by this s–– as I am? The good news is, I wrote every word."

Elsewhere during his main set, Sheen also took questions from the audience and showed multiple video clips, including some of his own screen work, as well as an older film starring Johnny Depp.

"Tonight is an experiment," Sheen later told the crowd. "You paid your hard-earned money without knowing what this show was about."

Sheen, who was fired from Two and a Half Men in March, took jabs at the show in his live performance. He also took jabs at the city of Detroit.

"I figured Detroit was a good place to tell some crack stories," he said, before asking the audience, "Show of hands – who here has tried crack? Forget that. Who is holding crack right now? I don't do crack anymore, but I'm just saying."

Their reply? More booing.

I REPEAT: someone get Intervention on the line, and submit his package to the production team! This man is in desperate need of "a good talking to" with a side of rehab....NOW!!!!

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Who In The HELL Paid To See Charlie Sheen's Stand-Up Comedy Tour?



Because this guy sold out Radio City Music Hall....TWICE!!! My Heavens.....

Turns out there are plenty of people who think Charlie Sheen's antics are winning. Tickets to the troubled actor's upcoming one-man show, Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth, are selling like mad. Sheen sold out his first show at New York's 6,000 seat Radio City Music Hall, the largest venue on his tour so far, in under 30 minutes. Then an additional Radio City show was added, and it sold out as well. Tickets to the Radio City performance range in price from $79.50 to $519, but if fans would like a meet and greet with the Warlock, it will cost a whopping $750. Sheen is donating $1 per ticket to the Red Cross Japanese Earthquake Fund.

$519? $750? Get The Phuck Outta Here....

Now who are the fools who paid for the tickets? Show yourselves!

Charlie Sheen Waves Machete And I Assume This Is "Tiger Blood"???

What on God's green earth???

Shortly after Charlie Sheen got the word that he had been fired from his widely popular sitcom Two and a Half Men yesterday, he was spotted wielding a machete (YES! A COT DAMN MACHETE!!!) on top of the Live Nation building in Beverly Hills. He stood next to one of his goddesses, Natalie Kenley, after having a meeting there.

Oh but it gets better, Dancers! It appears that we have finally cracked the code on WHAT IN THE HELL "Tiger Blood" REALLY is! Ummmmm, I'm still confused as to what it is! That shyt looks thick and disgusting.

Lawwwwwd, WHERE IS HIS MOTHER?!?!?!?!?

In all seriousness, I'm aware that he is filthy rich and continuing to make a TON of $$$$, but can we 'pauz for the cauz' and please PRAY for his children?

*praying*

DONE!

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Charlie Sheen Officially Fired From "Two And A Half Men"!

WELP! Can't say we're surprised here....

Charlie Sheen just got his pink slip.

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately," the show's producers say in a statement.

His firing places the future of the hit CBS sitcom in doubt. The network declined to comment, but one source close to the show says, "no decision has been made" about whether to continue with a new star or to cancel it all together.

Two and a Half Me, which costars Jon Cryer, went on hiatus after Sheen, 45, started lambasting his boss, series co-creator Chuck Lorre, in a series of bizarre interviews.

The actor also faces a restraining order obtained by his estranged wife and had his twin boys taken away by police and placed in the custody of their mother, Brooke Bueller.

Uhhhh, I guess he's no longer "WINNING", eh? I apologize for using that word! Forgive me...

Here is Charlie's response after being fired:

"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Warlock? Terrestrial dimension? I'm confused...


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Jimmy Fallon As Charlie Sheen (LMAO)!

Hey Jimmy Fallon, I see an EMMY in your future! This was heelarious!

Charlie Sheen To Brooke Mueller: "I Will Cut Your Head Off" + Judge Takes Kids Away From Him

This situation is a friggin train wreck! WOWZERS.....

Via TMZ: 

A judge temporarily stripped Charlie Sheen of custody of his twin sons Tuesday, after Brooke Mueller submitted a declaration in which she alleged Charlie said, "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom" ... TMZ has learned.

Ummmm call me crazy but I believe EVERY BIT OF THAT STATEMENT!

Brooke's lawyer got a temporary restraining order against Charlie, prohibiting him from going near her.  The judge also ordered Charlie to surrender their twin boys -- Bob and Max -- to Brooke while the TRO remains in effect. Police removed the twins from Charlie's house late Tuesday. According to legal docs, Brooke also claims ... on February 23 Charlie threw a phone inside his house and then with a penknife in hand, threatened to stick it in Brooke's eye. Today's hearing was held without notice to Charlie -- his lawyers were not present. Brooke's lawyer confessed to the court ... Brooke is currently in a "day treatment" facility for substance abuse.  She says she will see the kids for around 4 hours a day while the TRO is in effect and her mom will provide care for the rest of the day. Sources tell TMZ Charlie's team is furious that the order was issued and plans to go to court tomorrow [March 2nd] in an attempt to undo it.

So neither one of these adults are fit to parent these twin boys, eh? He's clearly crazy as hell and she is an addict as well! I feel sorry for these little boy (matter of fact, ALL of his children).

In related news, my prayers were answered last night...Charlie Sheen has joined Twitter! This makes me smile (because let's face it....I LOVE A TRAIN WRECK) and *shiver* at the same time!

God bless America. No...seriously.

Charlie Sheen's Lawyer Is Putting EVERYBODY On Blast In Scathing Letter!

And by everybody I mean CBS, Two and a Half Men's creator Chuck Lorre, and Warner Bros.!

This is the 1st step in Charlie Sheen's legal action against the aforementioned:

“This action is outrageous and in direct violation of our client’s legal rights, including under the contract between our client and Warner Bros. Television with regard to Two and a Half Men (“the Series”). Our client is entitled to be paid for eight additional episodes under his contract on the Series.”
“Furthermore, my client is clean and sober and has passed every drug test requested. In fact, he took passing tests this weekend. It is clear that you cancelled the series not because of my client’s condition but in retaliation for your show runner being criticized."
"He (Sheen) intends to hold Warner Bros. fully accountable for the compensation owed on his contract and to hold Warner Bros. and CBS fully accountable for all of the consequences of their actions.”

“We demand that you immediately confirm that our client will be paid for the eight additional episodes of the series under his contract. If you fail to do so, our client intends to exercise all of his legal rights and remedies against CBS, Warner Bros. and Chuck Lorre."

"Although Mr. Lorre is allegedly upset about recent statements made by Mr. Sheen, our client simply responded to Mr. Lorre's ongoing campaign of harassing our client and making numerous derogatory and highly damaging statements about him."
“There is no justification for the Series to be shut down at this time. It is clear that this action is the result of interference by Chuck Lorre with our client’s contractual rights. It is most unfortunate that Warner Bros. and CBS have conspired with Mr. Lorre in his tortuous and outrageous conduct in permitting him to shut down the show, thereby damaging many individuals and companies, in addition to our client.”
“Now, after our client simply responded to Mr. Lorre’s unrelenting derogatory statements, Mr. Lorre retaliated by arranging to terminate production of the Series for the remainder of the season. The fact is that Mr. Lorre refused to perform under the contract, namely, to have the Series produced through April 8, 2011, long before Mr. Sheen made any statements about Mr. Lorre.”
“In addition, we want to again confirm that our client is ready, willing and able to perform his obligations with regard to next season’s production of the series. We trust that you intend to pay our client for 24 episodes for next season’s production of the Series and ask that you confirm your intentions now.”

A.COT.DAMN.MESS.!!!

Ummmmm, I wouldn't necessarily say that Charlie Sheen is "WINNING" anymore, would you?

I repeat: WHERE IS HIS MOTHER?

In related news, CBS is rumored to be courting John Stamos as Charlie's replacement. I expect more rants coming in 5, 4, 3,....

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UPDATED: Charlie Sheen Gives Interview To TMZ + Longtime Publicist Quits Soon After!

After giving a VERY CANDID (and heeeelarious) interview to TMZ, Charlie Sheen's long time publicist Stan Rosenfield has QUIT!

"I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I'm unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned."

What's funny is that Charlie has passed 3 recent drug tests. Guess he's just high off life! *shrug* This man's life is self destructing before our very own lives!

NOBODY can help this guy. Only he can help himself

UPDATED

Charlie Sheen reacts to his publicists quitting on him:

"P**sy. He's not allowed to quit, so you’re fired."

WHERE IS HIS MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!?

Peep the TMZ interview under the break....


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Charlie Sheen "I Am On A Drug...It's Called Charlie Sheen" (VIDEO)

This is sad, yet HIGHLY entertaining!!!

Get this man on Twitter....ASAP!!!!!!!!